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Big fat .......(no I'm not going to actually say it)
I know what Sabrina wanted to say because that particular acronym. Was 1 that we used all the time when you're single that. Look at them bfts.

Weather or not you have a job….
Yossi CHS, thanks for coming to this meeting. We appreciate your participation. We just wanted to remind everyone here that here at Channel 11 news. We are like 1 giant family, except for the weather Department. Uh, they've been fired and specifically Toby and the weather Department. He's divorced. So not only is he not part of this family he's not even part of his own family. Tip your Weather Channel.

GoVee lights
Hey, junkies podcast listener. Sean yesterday you were talking about your neighbors, Govi lights that were all red for the inauguration. Also on Monday. It was not just the inauguration, but college football playoffs and as an Ohio State fan, we had our outside lights red as well not for Trump, Ohio State, go Buckeyes,

I picked a great time to go to NYC! What’s more crazy, the panhandle got more snow than Central Park!!

Cold as hell
Hey guys, Happy Day. Y'all are the whiniest bunch of pussies. It's just a little cold, native born flirty in here, uh, been working outside and the rain and the cold. It's not that bad throwing the appropriate Gear, waterproof jacket, maybe an extra pair of socks, if your toesies get cold, and go about your life, it's not that bad. And don't forget soon enough, y'all be bitching about how hot it is. So just quit your bitching.

it's just a bit of snow/cold

Outside work in sprinklers

Mark looks like dollar tree Yung gravy
Wait, wait, wait, Mark Zuckerberg looks like a Dollar Tree. Yung gravy. Tell me I'm wrong. Please go look up. What Yung gravy looks like and then look up Mark. Zuckerberg Boy Dollar Tree Yung gravy.

Do you think everybody in the Panhandle thought the weatherman had lost his mind when he forecasted all this snow out of love to hear how that forecast went down.

Good Morning, News, junkies my temperature thingy on, the car, says 39. I have the heat cranked up, um, Sean for your dryness in the house. If you want to turn the heaters on boil, a big old pot of water. It'll help raise the humidity in the house and help it feel warmer quicker. I hope that helps wiggle wiggle pop up.