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Stop dissing Trump
The next time I hear you guys. Dissing Trump. After the train wreck Administration that just left. I will never ever listen to your radios. Program ever again.

Salute
This time caller. Hey, Sean, you don't think it was a Nazi. Salute, go ahead and do that on camera. Do it to your girlfriend. Do it to your neighbors? See what they think. You freaking. Republican.

2 murders a year gratis
You're talking about being able to commit a couple murders of year. A year, reminds me of True Lies where Jamie Lee Curtis figures out that he's a agent, she goes but you've killed people. He goes yeah, but they were all bad.


Protect the kitties!
Hey there. Junkies. Um, very excited. I have a day off today and I wanted to do something productive. So I went up here to my tractor supply and I got a bail of hay and I'm going to make a couple little cat. Um, outdoor cat enclosures. Um, I take care of about 7 outdoor cats and it's going to get really cold. So, I want to make sure that my babies are taken care of. So hope you all are having a great day. Bye, bye.

McDonald’s photo booth inauguration night
Hey guys. Happy Tuesday or as it will soon to be known. I'm sure as Trump's first day day, um, redundant, but that's kind of their thing, I suppose. Anyways, um, just tuning in not sure if y'all talked about it. Um but was there a McDonald's photo booth at the inauguration party last night. Pretty sure. I seen a picture of this online and if so That's definitely the craziest thing that happened last night. I'm sure, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Elons next kid
Hey news. Junkies everyone knows that Elon is obsessed with Trump. I think he's probably going to name his next kid, Alanya.

Bring Ur Own
Hey everybody happy today. So I I was like, well, you know, seeing the bring your own popcorn bucket events at the movie theaters and the last time that I did 1 of those, um, I used my fishing tackle box. So, you know, you open up a tackle box, it's got different shelves of, you know, equipment, but, uh, I put salt garlic salt. Um, you know, the the the little squeeze of melted butter, uh, some like powdered cheese. So I I I rolled up, you know, pretty pretty fancy with a tackle box full of buttered popcorn and autumns but I hope everybody has a great day. Okay? I love you. Goodbye.

my boss ate popcorn from a trash bag

Hey, what do you think? You think maybe Elon Musk realized what that must have looked like? So, he decided to clarify it by saying, my heart goes out to you. I think, I think it might be fair to say that. Also Barron Trump kind of GrooVe Vibe going on. Yeah, I'm Despicable Me. Like a young grew, I think so. I think I also think that's, uh, I think you're looking at our next president, in about 20 years. All right. Yeah. He's about 38, 40 years old. Oh yeah. There's our next president Trump right there. Mark it down. See you.