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I know someone who steals gas!!!
So this is from a few years ago, but I actually know a guy and he was kind of a group of people but um they would still gas down in the Dominican Republic. and um, their last like, Kind of venture doing this involved like a tanker truck on the road. It's crazy story, I know, but the truck actually like crashes. And at the last minute, um, the guy in his crew, Steal the the tanker part of the truck, um, and they didn't. They never sold it though. They just had like, a big party and a bunch of people who were like, were in the cars and stuff, showed up and They just got like free gas for the island. It it was it was very strange. Weird guy, always talked about family and oh I live my life, a quarter mile at a time. Um yeah, crazy story, I know but good really happened, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Ring cam
Hey guys, Happy Day. Speaking of ring cameras there was a meteorite or meteor. Asteroid going to call it that made impact to the ground caught on camera for the first time and it just comes flying and off the screen and slams into a little wall or a doorstep. Uh, and if you actually hear it impact the ground, it's pretty wild stuff.

I should but I don't wash my clothes before I wear them

NASA plant noise
Hey, junkies about that plant. The NASA plant. Um, I wonder where the houses, the people that were complaining was the plant, their first? I mean, they should know that there's noise over there. I work for a boat plant years ago and people would complain about the noise of the night shift, but the boat plant was like 40 years old and those houses weren't built Before that. So I always wondered. Why would you build your house? If you knew there was all, this noise here, did you even try to figure it out before you moved in? My 2 cents later.

Plattsburgh
Hey, guys. I, uh, years ago I almost moved the platsburg, uh, transferred with the post office to platsburgh because it was the last place in New York before you get the Montreal and, uh, my girlfriend lived out there. So I was going to do it, and I would have to drive back and forth to the board of the Montreal, which is only about a 35 minute drive to the house that I would have to go to, but love the show. Bye bye.

You’re camping wrong.
Hey, you guys are doing camping wrong. You go out, buy yourself for a couple nights and just Zen out. Go to a site called hipcamp. So, you don't have to deal with somebody coming over. Jeez.

Sabrina camping dodged a bullet
Hey, what's up, junkies? So Sabrina you actually may have dodged a bullet without being able to fill up your air mattress. I found that in the past thinking an air mattress was a good idea when it's super cold out, and you're sleeping in a tent tends to actually be more cold because of the air inside of the mattress. And by the time it deflates because that's what all air mattresses do. That's usually when you start to actually get warm. So hey man, might have been a blessing in disguise, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,

Hey, Dante here uh just calling to say, heard enough about the LA fires. What about all the people in North Carolina? You don't hear anything about them anymore, they're a whole lot worse off than people in California. Whatever.


Shawn, you’re right about people that participate in dry January, here’s why they are boring
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean, the whole dry, January people, I get it to an extent, we want to be healthier in the new year. But are they that much of a bad drunk in December, to where they have to cut themselves off, completely in January? I mean, maybe not go completely sober in January, but, you know, I mean to drink a week or a couple drinks a week or a drink every other week, isn't, you know, too too bad. Just because you cut yourself off in January, it's not going to make you healthier. It's going to make you a boring turd. If anything, and I always love the fact that I love to throw that in your face. Oh, we're a dry January. Oh, we've done this. We haven't done. You know, drink all. Give me a break boring as hell. Have a good 1, guys.