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Biden farewell
What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having a absolutely wonderful New Year. I saw a little bit of the uh, Biden saying farewell And I think the 1 thing that could have topped it off and made it. Perfect is if he was sitting there eating a little bit of ice cream with 1 of those Wooden Spoons.


Sabrina?
Hey news, junkies that is outstanding work that AI that you guys did Cain hats off to you buddy. That sounds exactly like Sabrina. There is no way. That's really hard today.

Pornhub
What up, junkie butt. Hey, I'm not a sexual deviant by any means but man, nothing gets me more in the mood than going to Pornhub and reading the Mia Khalifa essay on global warming. That gets me, man. Later

Betty White was right
Referring to, uh, Betty White and Sally Struthers. If you saw Sally Struthers when she was playing on All in the Family and later down the line, as she was doing the commercials for the kids charity. Betty White wasn't wrong. She did not need that cookie. I'm just saying.

Shawn teasing 40 yo woman
Hey, C Lane. I'm going to need you to go back and grab the audio of Sean saying that there's a 40 year old woman. He was teasing.

Dreams and controling them
Good afternoon, happy Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Rest of the week. Hey, talking about dreams. Um Jim Phillips. 1 time had a whole discussion about dreams and how you can control them and it was said that if you take and you look at your hands in your dream, you can start controlling it. It's a lucid dream. Um, I've tried a couple times and it does work. You can start making action, then you just always joke on the Philip file that if they could do that, Jim and Jack were going to meet at the top of the ball at Epcot. Thought it was kind of funny. Try it 1 time. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Red dye is bugs!!!
if you guys didn't know, Uh, red dye. Number 3 is actually crushed up bugs. That's what it is. And it's disgusting. If you look it up, look up. What? Red dye number 3 is it is bugs. Uh, wiggle wiggle. Pop up. Bye.

For Fritz
Sup news. Junkies fritzi, Pooh. It was good to see you yesterday man. I had a lot of fun playing trivia and I didn't know if there was any way that you could pick me for uh, honorary host for Fritz on the street.