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Penis surgery
Hey news. Junkies, I had that same exact surgery, done, um, mine's so big that I had to fold it in half and uh started to look like a boomerang. So I needed that surgery and now um, flying at full staff baby. Thank you.


Sabrina, These Theracare wraps are my go-to for cold camping. Stick them anywhere on your body and stay warm for 8 hours. Cut the neck wrap in half and put one between socks for warm tootsies. Have fun!

Half mast
What up y'all happy today? Well, I'm just leaving the post office and the flag is, in fact at half Mass guessing for Jimmy, Carter like you said, but looking at this 1 closer, it's a little closer to the ground than the top so I guess you could call it 1/3 Mast maybe that means he's just more important or whoever did this as a real crappy. I whatever love the show y'all.

Shawn Vlogs 2025
What up News Junkie and crew um Sean your big videos that you were doing uh last year. I think 1 of them was at like a chicken fair or something. Weird. Um you could be doing more of these If so I got a recommendation for you, I would love to see you. Your coverage of the mum car auctions in cm It's a good time. You can walk around. You can see all the cars and then you can actually go inside where they're doing the live auctions. Um, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it this year. So I would love some news junky coverage of the event and that it seems like it'd be a good fun, good fun Jesus. I should have quit while I was ahead. I'm still going to send this too wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.


Sabrina ain’t there
Hey this is Jackie. Love you all. Hey Sabrina there ain't no way a God's green earth that you're going to be there tomorrow. I mean, you get a hang nail in your out, so, Drinking whiskey. Out in Ocala National Forest. Avoiding bombing ratings, ain't no way you're going to be there tomorrow. Have a fun though.


Game of magnets
Gave a Magnus in full effect on Wolf Branch in Lake County, Mount Dora Florida. Uh, the lady in the silver SUV, got me have a great day, guys.