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Gypsy cab
Hey, Sean Gypsy cab companies at restaurants in St. Augustine, it's not a cab company, it's been there forever.


Cover up wheel well murder
Hello news junkies. Um, I think Sabrina is on to something, I mean, JFK that's kind of right in the hub where the Mafiosos, hang out. So I'm calling sketchy. Uh, look into this, man. I I think she's on a I think that's a great way to cover up a murder.

Stowaway
Hey guys, happy day. I think it was in the 70s or 80s. Uh, there's an actual video of a teenage kid falling from the wheel. Well uh, during takeoff. I believe he was trying to escape somewhere and climbed inside the wheel. Well and has a plane took off. He we Audi went

JetBlue plane
Hey, you guys Happy? Tuesday. Someone in my family. Very close works for Airbus. Up north not JFK, but near there. That plane had been to Jamaica. Twice. Very recently before JFK. Then the Salt Lake then back to JFK. Then to Fort Lauderdale. The people that got on that plane into the wheel, well, got on in Jamaica they had been in there for a couple days. It'll come out in the news in a day or so. I promise. Have a great day. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.


Jumping car explanation
Guys the uh the jumping car. Uh it's actually a technology that's been around for quite a long time. Uh maybe 20 years or so believe it or not. Bose Bose, the sound system company created a jumping Lexus. This is like maybe back 2006 time frame ceiling can look it up. Uh, but essentially all it is are um electromagnetic servos instead of a fluid dampened suspension. So, instead of having like hydraulic fluid in your suspension, they're using electromagnets to essentially, kind of control the way the cargo, or the way the suspension goes up and down. So, instead of having, like the road and like, bumps and stuff, forcing the suspension up and down, they're able to just kind of control that with a computer. So it can like sense bumps in the road. Or if it sees something with like sensors a head, it could potentially make the the car kind of like load the suspension down. And then Pop itself up. Um, it's pretty cool technology. I mean, essentially it's just kind of electromagnets, um, doing everything in a little computer, controlling it. Um, but yeah, interesting technology Bose was the first 1 to do it way, way back. So this is just, you know, China copying us once again, but cool. Yeah. Have a good day.

1980s coming back with a vengeance
How does it jump over potholes? Well, that's the Knight Rider option, silly. It's about time we engineered some 1980s stuff up in this time.

Me talking to my health mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall. What is my cholesterol? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.