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I've worked Black Friday at Sears


So Sean, you gonna be that guy. Now in the store stops people in their buying their turkey. Oh, going with the Butterball. Are you Yeah, I used to be that guy. Oh, 24 pounder. So you're you want all the turkey? Yeah. You don't have to be that guy anymore. That was that was me back in the day. Yeah, used to do that. Turkey. So, you know turkey's trash, it's trash. Yep.

Turkey talk
Hey junkies. Hope you're having a wonderful start to your Thanksgiving week. Um, my dad did 1 of those store specials where he spent $5 and he got a turkey for $3 and in his process of defrosting it. He said about 3 quarts of liquid came out of the bird. Um so they're not going to serve that for dinner this year and I'm kind of worried that this is going to be the year of like listeria turkey because of all of the weird things that are happening in our food industry. But anyway, gobble gobble have a good Thanksgiving.

Prime rib. I have mentioned this numerous times
I sent you a dispatch on this very subject, Friday, telling you how much better. A prime is rib is than a turkey. And I sent a dispatch last year. And the year before, this is what we do. Every year, Publix has got them on sale for 1199 or 1299 a pound, but if you wait for Christmas they run them at 899 a pound. Yeah, it's more expensive than turkey but it's damn better and you just put it in the oven at 375 for an hour and then slow, cook it all day. Just like a turkey. It's up. It's easier.

An advertiser on your stream that is outstanding!!
I kept hearing about this. Advertiser, I know you guys don't hear. It's called Keepers heart, whiskey. I heard about it so much and I was skipping through 1 of the largest boo stores in the universe. I think, you know who it is. And I bought a bottle of it. It's absolutely outstanding. It's 2 parts, Irish whiskey, mixed with 1 part American rye, whiskey and I'm not a rye whiskey guy but absolutely outstanding, but be careful, it's 86 proof. It will kick your ass.

Dana Wait for secretary of defense.
News, junkies, SNAP food out of Georgia podcaster. On Dana White. Some surprised that Trump didn't nominate him for Secretary of Defense just saying

Stay friendly on the road!! I might be door dashing and teach you that lesson!! Lol
Hey news, junkies and everyone listening. While you're driving, and you're getting upset with someone don't road rage out, don't flail the arms. Because they might catch you at a stoplight in front of you and make, you have to stop, pull you out of your vehicle and teach you a lesson. That will do that. so let's be friendly to everybody on the road, just


Hey news junkies. So not a lawyer, former police officer. I would say. The best thing that you can do. When you get stopped by the police is have your driver's license insurance card. And registration in a Ziploc bag, open the window, hand it to them and then shut the f up. Don't say a word after that. Unless it's required by law. Do not say any words. All right. That's what I think, check it with MO.