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1st Dispatch!! What I heard as a kid for the "Popeye Song"...
All right, so long time listener. And this is the thing that makes me dispatch for the first time. So catching up on the podcast listening to the Popeye song. Um as a kid I always heard it as Papa the Sailor Man lived in a garbage can turn on the heater and cut off his wiener. Papa the Sailor Man. But I realized that was very, very wrong.

Cocomelon addicts
Hey everybody, Sean Caine what's up. Sabrina my birthday twin. So, my baby used to be addicted to Cocoa melon till he was about 2 years old. And once, 2 years old hit, he got tired of that. And it was all about Paw Patrol and Spidey and friends, they'll eventually get out of the cocoa, melon kicks. Have a good day. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Just to clarify, I hate the effing Kardashians
News Junkie. Big Daddy, Dave here. I had to clarify something. I don't like the Kardashians. I hate the Kardashians. Who cares about the damn Kardashians. I'm glad they're going off. I can say all kinds of stuff about that, you know, but I'm going to say smoke weed every day. Big Daddy, Dave out.

Threw my phone out the window
Hey News. Junkie Big Daddy Dave? You said there was a show stopping after 23 years. I couldn't wait. So I asked Siri using Siri AI. So, I asked Siri Siri what show is quitting after 23 years, and it came up and said after so many seasons, the Kardashians quitting and I listened to that crap about the Kardashians and I asked again, hey Siri what show is stopping. After 23 years again, they came up with the Kardashians. I threw my damn phone out, the window. I was so mad. I had to go back and get it. I'm on my way to the Apple Store. Big Daddy, Dave.

Truck roll over
So you guys are sitting there talking about rolled vehicles and stuff. Yeah, I drive a for a garbage company. For about 11 years. Last year had a guy come into my lane while I was driving a porta-potty truck. And catch the truck and the back. Behind the cab pushes me off the road and rolls the entire Porta-Potty truck over. so, yeah, that's my, uh, Um, experience with rolled vehicles.

Voice actors
Hey. Hey junkies. Um, on The Simpsons also, when uh, Phil Hartman tragically died, uh, they decided not to recast his characters that he did on the show. He wasn't a regular character but it was a recurring character. And uh, they decided not to uh, recast his characters and but I don't think they killed him off either. I just think they never appeared again on the show and also for Rick and Morty. Uh, Justin Roiland, the Creator. He got in some kind of hot water had to resign from the show. So they got other people to avoid his character and I've watched a couple episodes of that and you can tell that there's different actors doing it. If they don't quite have the Nuance that he did. But, uh, he deserved to be, let go from the show, though. All right. Thank you. I didn't tell a bad joke today, twinkle, let it out.

Sheriff Chitwood and the educational system

Airplane seats
Yes. Yeah to the guy who wants to trap you in an airplane. Once if you crash you're stuck and you're just going to burn up alive. I mean it's not cool, but peace.

Airplane freak out
Hey guys, happy day. So I have a concept for air travel that no 1's going to like but I think it would solve a lot of problems. You know, the type of roller coasters that have the shoulder harnesses that come down over your head and click in place and don't release until the ride rides over. They should do that on flights. Um, if you have to get up and use the restroom, the shooters can come by with a key and unlock your shoulder harness, so you can go up and use the restroom. But, other than that, it keeps all the Maniacs in their seats. And for the people with anxiety, it might be like a warm security blanket. Uh, and if you have a freak out, you can't go anywhere. Um, yeah, I think, uh, roller coaster style harnesses for air travel would be great. Keep everyone in their damn seats.

Dead cow at school
Hey news, junkies talked about uh, City, kids going out to the country, I grew up in Ultimate Springs but, uh, for high school, um, we moved out to, uh, to Lake County. And uh I uh enrolled in the uh, the a program, uh, a class at at our high school. And we had a farm that we would drive out to and uh, yeah, 1 morning we uh, We rolled out to the farm and we noticed that 1 of the cows had died overnight. It, had gotten hit by lightning. Um, so our teacher. Well, we have to get the, the cow out of the, the pin. So it doesn't make the other animals sick. So our teacher takes the toe strap. And wraps it around the cow, and attaches it to the school bus, uh, bumper and we're in the school bus. Dragging this cow uh, out of the field. Um, yeah, yeah. Had there been camera phones back then. I think there were, would have been some pictures of it but uh yeah. Different times. All right, take care, guys.