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Why I think Tyson could win
All right, so I think Mike Tyson is going to win. Because back when he recorded that thing that you just played, that was back when he was broke. Now, he's got a lot of money because he started his own, you know, weed company, you know, he's got gummies where it's, uh, Evander Holyfield's ear but yeah, I think he's in a different mindset than he used to be back then. I think this is going to be a pretty awesome fight, and I'm pretty sure he's going to win.

Human-Alien war
Hey, junkies tall, nipples here. Um, Sean, I 100% agree with you. I'm a huge Warhammer 40K nerd. I say we get rid of the aliens. Teach them uh, who was made in God's image. Uh, however, I think what we should do instead of nuking them back is, um, I think we should set up a boxing match and have you represent humanity and you go up against the alien Ivan Drago, and you beat us, the, you win us, the human alien Cold War. So uh Sean, we're counting on you start training. Get that Montage going, see you?

Tyson fight
Hey, since you guys were talking about the Tyson Jake Paul fight, I was wondering if you thought it was a little fishy that on Hard Rock bet, you can't bet for the match to be a draw. So would that mean Hard Rock would win both sides if it was a draw? I don't know. What do you think?

UFO take you don’t need to play the whole thing. I started the ramble.
I don't care who wins or loses the fight. I probably won't even watch it. Uh more importantly is the UFO stuff. Um I'm going to make it brief. I find it super frustrating, Lauren bober. Whatever her name is involvement. Uh it's almost like she's intentionally trying to uh, make this seem ludicrous. The people that are being questioned are high-ranking government officials, fighter pilots and a journalist who I believe is wreck. Um, Uh shoot what is the word he he's representing uh whistleblowers who have not come public yet. Um It's very compelling stuff as far as like, is this the most important thing? Well. if they find proof and the proof is significant, it kind of is the most important thing, right? I mean this is Now, bigger than the earth. Um, so yeah, Lauren bobbert, frustrating annoying. 1 of the questions. She asked though, is important to get an answer to and that's about whether the UFOs are coming from the ocean. Because if you follow these cases and the evidence that they're presenting There's potentially evidence that. These UFOs are. Coming from Earth itself. Maybe they came here thousands of years ago, 100 years ago, whatever it is. But they there is evidence that they have been around in the oceans uh for some time. Hopefully I don't sound too crazy. Um, maybe I do anyways, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Stamina vs. experience
I think what you're looking at is a difference between Youth and stamina versus wisdom and experience between these 2. If Tyson can get in there, in the first couple of rounds and lay some Haymakers on this guy, he has a chance. If Starts going into multiple rounds, 3 or 4 rounds. The the young guys stamina and endurance is going to kick his ass. It's pretty simple equation.

Mike Tyson
Jake, Paul might look like a good boxer but the only boxing match. He lost was to the only real boxer. He ever fought against Mike Tyson is going to break his face. Later.

Mosque phone swatting
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, so that Moss that you're talking about, that's the mosque in Sanford. That's where my parents called, my family goes there. And that kid is an idiot because it caused a lot of problems for that. Mosque, they already have private security surrounding that building anyway, but the cops already knew that it was a spoof. And but they still have to take like certain precautions because of the turmoil during the political season and all all that kind of stuff but either way it was an issue. Thanks, bye.

thank you for the greatest news ever

Hey junkies read this article. It’s so brilliant. The onion being the onion they can just get some guy with a raspy voice and the usual info words listeners will believe whatever is said.