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Nodding commercial daily show parody
You guys are talking about the nodding commercials for voting Daily. Show has a funny parody of it. For that.

Hello, junkies Sabrina. I just went and voted on my lunch hour and I was carrying my magnifying glass with a light on it, not ashamed at all. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Sabrina not being able to see her ballot
Just FYI, Sabrina you can go to Walgreens or CVS or Walmart and get a pair of readers. For cheap. Without going to an eye doctor.


Selling votes
Hey guys, happy day, when it comes to sharing, photographs or showing someone your filled out ballot, I think that's to prevent you from, you know, showing proof that you voted the way somebody potentially could pay you to vote if you were in the market to sell your vote. So, I think it's a way to prevent that.

Would it be sad if Jimmy Carter died and Kamala wins?
Hey, junkies happy, we're voting for the least worst person today. Hey, you know, it'd be kind of funny but sad at the same time as if You know, Jimmy Carter died today or if he died sometime tonight and he would never know that his final vote and Kamala wins and he would die before knowing that his vote might have helped Kamala to win. And Beat Trump. Is that sad? Or is it kind of funny? Wiggle wiggle. I don't wear the damns sticker.

See you on the other side
What's happening election junkies I went and did my thing this morning as I always do on Election Day. The place that I went to uh, I was in and out within 20 minutes we had a line but it wasn't bad. 1 close to us had a super long line. So I imagine that's how it is everywhere, hit or miss that being said, what do I think is going to win, man? I think it's going to be way too damn clothes for things, that shouldn't be closed, right? Protecting women's rights shouldn't be closed, but it will be the right to be able to smoke that ganji shouldn't be closed. But it will be in a race between these 2. Human beings shouldn't be closed, but it will be See you on the other side.

Voting sticker? Don't need one
So the real move at the polling place when they asked you, if you want a sticker, it's just tell them straight face. No, thanks. I already got 1 earlier. And uh watch for the reaction because uh the guys that at my polling place, they get that almost every year and every single 1 of them is always surprised. So, Bigger, I I haven't gotten a sticker for doing what I was supposed to since like kindergarten. Uh, anybody else that wants to get a sticker fine, go for it but I don't need 1. See you.

Hey Mike. Uh, How much writing do you think it's gonna be regardless of who wins?

America the Great, whoever wins