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Still can't get over how much this guy on ink master looks like Josh

Another reason possible that some don't want amendment 3 to pass
I wonder. The marijuana Amendment, there might be another reason that the santis and the Republicans don't want to pass because they do people won't be purchasing medical marijuana, uh, permits anymore and those are 70. Something bucks a year. That's an income stream for them. I think that's the real reason. They don't want it.

The important things
If I was running for president, I would focus on what's important. Would get rid of daylight saving time. If you vote for me, Halloween will always be on a Saturday. If you vote, for me, Christmas will always be on a Friday. These are the important things.

Review: The Substance

The Substance is about an aging star in Hollywood being pushed aside for the next young, hot thing. Down on her luck, she finds a mystery package revealing a medical breakthrough that will change her life forever.

If you like nudity, there's like 30 minutes plus of Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley completely nude in all sorts of situations. If you like good writing, however, you're shit out of luck because this plot has so many holes that it doesn't make sense if you think about it for more than 11 seconds. The ending is potentially the worst ending of any movie I've seen this year.

It was quite bad.

Score: 55/100


I voted for my dad. And discovered an easy way to cheat.
Hey guys. Um, I was wanting to dispatch in about how I voted for my dad via. I don't know what you call it. Like I had to assist him. He, uh, he is, uh, declining and can't see the ballot at all. So, um, I went up and asked when we went to early vote and they said, yeah, you just have to go in show your ID, blah, blah, blah. Um, so we went in and what's funny is. I'm very much conservative. He's very much a coma supporter so it was painful but I did it. Um, so when you go in, I had to they read me this statement, that was kind of like 2 paragraph song about you will not blah blah blah. I was not paid, you will do what they say or whatever. And then I had to read back kind of the same statement and then we went in, um, I read every okay, so we're in Texas and a Houston area. It was 72 pages long and I I read everything out loud to him and uh, you know, he told me which 1 and then we went and turned it in. Um, but I was thinking like, how easy would it be, um, to go to a nursing home and just Bundle up a bunch of people and go in. And yeah, you can say you're going to do what you're going to do, but it would it's it would have been so easy for me to put in Trump over comma. I didn't but it would have been like 1 Click. He couldn't see what I put in anyway and uh you know that's just a little concerning. Um but that was a fun experience, interesting. Long-winded. All right. Peace out. Bye.

Happy late Halloween
No, for I do better come to your senses. You've been out fighting wenches way too long. Happy late Halloween.

Pan pizza is great!! But not square cut
good Afternoon, News Junkies We're talking pizza, Sean, I'm agreeing with you. Pam. Pizza is 1. Fantastic 2. Not for children. Where I'm going to strongly disagree with you is also not square cut. I think you might be thinking cecilian there. Uh, Pizza used to do a personal pan pizza as well as a large pan, pizza as well as their hand tossed and other varieties. It was nice, it was great. Great thick crust, tasted you know, fantastic cutting triangles, my man, I don't know where you're thinking, square. Cut pan, pizza. But um, maybe Sicilian.

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News junkies big shout out to all the kind people who donated subscriptions I got 1 man. I can't tell you how much that means love y'all.


Election week greeting
Hey, junkies happy Friday, I hope everyone has a good good good weekend and uh nice little Calm before the storm before election day. But I think with the, uh, way our country's been acting towards each other for what now about 8 years or so. I think the uh, outcome we deserve is neither candidate getting the requisite amount of electoral votes and then we have to deal with the another month plus of the of the house and the Senate trying to figure out what's going on wiggle wiggle by pop.