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Pick me, Sabrina!!
Hey, junkies a few weeks back. You guys were complaining that people would only give you compliments when they wanted to be picked on Fritz on the street. So because I want Sabrina to pick me for Fritz on the street today. I'm not going to tell you how much I love you. I'm not going to tell you how much entertainment you provided me over the past 11 years, and I'm definitely not going to tell you how I love that. Sea Lane still tells dead parent jokes, even after he's become a dad. Thank you very much, guys. Have a great day.

Good morning, guys. Big shows always, um, I don't make dispatches too much, but I listened and I love the way the show works. I know there's both sides. I was calling and complaining to this and the other is my Canon, my Canon, but you guys keep it simple. Keep it up the middle. You have your opinion and that's what I like about the show. First of all, um, second of all um the whole issue with Puerto Rico, They've been devastated since 2017 with hurricane Maria. And we know who was in office at that time. Um, and they never did anything. Now, all of a sudden Biden comes out yesterday saying that he's gonna allocate Aid and money to help Puerto Rico just because Uh, a tasteless joke, came out. Now, they're going to act and do something. These people have been asking for help for a long time and never gotten it. And uh it's kind of embarrassing. Really is. And every time she does a speech, like the speech yesterday, I get sick and tired of the whole thing. She never explains everything. Never explains nothing and she always goes back to the bail. Same old thing. I came from a middle class, middle age, uh, middle class family. I was we're tired of that crap. Everything she explains. How was the, how was the economy? The last 4 years? Well, you know, I came from a middle class, the sick and tired of it. Tell us what you're going to do. That's what's, that's what's bad about her. I'm an independent. I've voted the way, doesn't help their cause


Amendment 6
hey, Sean and everybody, of course, uh, the wife and I just went and voted and we're a little curious, what your thoughts were on Amendment 6 because the way they describe it is like super She wore her shirt. Oh, I did wear my shirt. I'll send you a photo. I wore my shirt. Uh, and made sure all of the people saw it. Um, so that was cool. Anyways, I'm curious about what your thoughts are on Amendment 6 and why they're making it so confusing. I kind of got the gist but just curious about your take love the show. Bye.

Where I get news…
Podcast listener here. Um just listen to the segment about you guys talking about where people get their news and what people were thinking of you guys and I just needed you guys to know that you're literally, the only place I get my news. I listen to Sean for the facts and Sabrina as to what I should think about those facts. So I'm obviously all good to go, right? All right, thanks. You guys wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Split voting
Hey news, jockeys. I have a number of friends who are married and both them and their significant others. Um, vote different parties for different reasons, but they know about it. um, I do also have a couple friends who um, have very controlling significant others. And 1 has said that she has voted. For Biden versus Trump. Like he's telling her to do. So I can understand why some people would do this in that manner. Um, I know that is a another issue to look into as far as relationships concerned. But I think it happens a lot more than we want to believe. It does. So, So I'll let you know, thank you.

Secret Voter
Secret voter secret voter, secret. Secret secret secret voter.

Jenni about Jenni... is she truly unredeemable? Food for thought...
Hey news, junkies Jenny friggin C here. Just, uh, hoping you're having a great day. I know you said that Jenny's unredeemable and usually, I agree when people say this and you've said it before. So mostly I agree, but I want you to take into account that, um, this was his best friend growing up and she wasn't unredeemable, then she just had a real hard life and he knew that and then she became an addict and as you probably know any addict in your life, um they everything overrides your addiction overrides any logic, right? So maybe he still you know, saw her for who she was that he knew deep down. Tried to find it to redeem her um aids to God or instead but you know, just some food for thought from a psychology standpoint and uh hope you have a great rest of your day.


I got it fixed let's do this again. Stop busting my balls it was my first time trying.
All right, Big Ridge. Coming back at you. We going to try this again without the app streaming in the back. So that way, maybe it takes away the problems. The reason you can't say something to a pet owner about their dog being fat, is because sometimes people rescue pets from Bad situations. For example, I do a lot of English, Bulldog Rescues and a lot of English Bulldogs that I've had to rescue have had multiple litters of puppies. Therefore their bodies are blown out and generally most of the time afterwards. People who male puppies, just trough feed the animals afterwards. So they just get larger and larger and there's no sense of concern because the machine no longer spits out babies, that's why it's not really appropriate to say things to people about pets being fat because you don't necessarily know what situation they're coming from or what that individual has done to take them out of that bad situation.