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Fat pets
The reason you can't say something to a pet owner about their pet being fat, is because sometimes people rescue pets from Bad situations. For example, I do a lot of English, Bulldog Rescues and a lot of the English Bulldogs that I rescue have had multiple litters of puppies. Therefore their bodies are blown out and generally most of the time afterwards, people who meal puppies, just trough feed the animals afterwards. So they just get larger and larger and there's no sense of concern because the machine no longer spits out babies. That's why it's not really appropriate to say things to people about their pets being fat. Because, you know, don't know necessarily what the circumstances are that made that animal that large, and the person you're talking to might be trying to rescue or help the animal.

Fat pets
Hello, junkies. Uh yeah Sean. You're right about the fat pet thing about. It's bad to feed your pet whatever. Uh my parents had a corgi. and um, They fed it. Like it's actually my mom would feed it, like, whatever it left over at dinner or whatever. And it was so fat. And then, uh, my brother inherited it, when they both passed away, and he fed it nothing but dog food and it got so skinny and but unfortunately, only lived another year. So, Anyway so yeah that's it. So yeah be careful what you feed your pets. Uh thank you. Let us out.

Shawn is correct about dogs whose owners have them overweight. Here’s a recent story that supports that
Afternoon News junkies. Hey Sean, uh, that actually happened to me the other day. An acquaintance of mine. They have a Dachshund and Dachshund are pretty small dogs anyway, but it is like it's way way overweight and you can tell because the dog just Waddles it just goes slower than you would a normal dog would go. And you can tell also because poor belly you can see like the Part where it's kind of been scraping against the ground. He's walking, and he's got, uh, it, it just and the only way you can say is you don't want to be insulting. But say, listen concerned about the health of your dog. That's not normal for the dog to be that overweight or look like that. And depending on what kind of dog owner you have their, do you take it personally? They say, oh don't call my dog fat. It's like, that's not the case, we're all we all, you know, want the best, you know, best for the dog, you know, stop you know, stop feeding it. You know, take better care of it.




Everyone is offended by everything
You know, Sabrina, I know you you're playing Devil's Advocate but reason why everybody's so offended by everything. So why you can't use the keyword on the radio?

They're just words lol
Hey, junkies, good morning. Yo, Sean, it's still morning and you've used the Newfound s word. You've used the m word, you've used the r word. So at this point, Sean, you might, as well just round it on out and finish off with the N word. I mean, at this point, why not, sealing Sabrina? Let's chat them in, in word, in word, in word, y'all be easy.