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Suits working the front lines
Yo junkies, what's going on? Hey man. I think what Home Depot is doing. Is absolutely brilliant. I've worked for a company myself that the suits would say something, but people who are actually on the grounds, it makes no sense, but because they don't have an understanding, you're you're looking from your Ivory Towers. Then you're just saying stuff that actually is is counterproductive. So, to have the Suits come down and actually work on the front line, that'll be great, it'll stop a whole lot of dumb decisions. And it'll allow them to see what the things that that the protocols that they put into place, whether they truly work or they don't I think honestly all companies should follow this, this is really awesome. Y'all be safe BS.

Home Depot!!
What's up news, junkies? Yeah, I'm a big fan of letting Home Depot Suits. Come into the store. Maybe they can send 1 to a veto. Let us know. So I can get there. Get them to pay me a couple thousand bucks. They owe me fix the door. They broke. Yeah. Not a not a big fan. More of a Lowe's guy. Ghost dealers.


Amy Kaufelt. Paused the podcast and caught Amy looking like a villain! 🤣

They/Them!
What up everybody? So I've heard a ton of political ads on the radio but only 1 commercial sticks out to me when I think about TV and I know y'all seen it, it's the 1, where it's Trump campaign, demonizes, the Harris campaign for being cool with the they them Community. Like, that's where we're at. They're just willing to just say F that whole demographic either because that's how they feel or based on numbers. But either way, I could not believe that they just came out and were basically, like f that whole Community Kamala supports them. She wants Men, playing sports with your girls and I'm just like, what? See you

I just purchased your audiovisual and comment on the election
A News Junkie. Big Daddy Dave here. just want to let you know that I just signed up for your yearly audio and visual first time caller. First time listener. First time everything. Anyway. On the 5th. I'll be flying to Europe. Didn't plan it. But that's the way it is. I already voted. And guess what? Smoke weed every day. Big Daddy, Dave out.

My response to political texts
Hey junkies. So in response to the political texts that I've been getting, I think I found a fun way around it. Whenever I get 1 I will not just send 1 gift of Hugh Jackman, almost throwing up on hot ones. I will send them like 30 or 40. I will blow up their phone or their service with the same gift over and over and over again to the point where they will actually block me. It's fun. I highly recommend giving it a shot.

Puerto Rican “joke”
Hi regarding the joke at the Trump rally. You were so close to the point but you missed it. It was the wrong venue. Not because it was apolitical event. It was because it was a trump rally and the Trump Administration and Trump himself showed us exactly how he feels about Puerto Ricans. 2000. And 75 people. Sorry, 2,975 people for Puerto Ricans American citizens died because of the mishandling of the aftermath of hurricane Maria. And now for them to make a joke about how we are trash. It's not a joke. It's too close to the truth and we do care and see it in the online spaces. Puerto Ricans are in an uproar because it's the truth. That's how they feel about us. We care and you should care too.

Sour patch candy
Shaunie marijuana. Sour Patch Kids are completely an adult snack. I know multiple adults that you they're delicious. And uh, the peach ones, especially, oh, they're so good. But uh, I remember the story where you're supposed to eat. Something sour. If you're having a panic attack, which Ivan walked in my life and your age, Sean never had 1 until recently and it's terrifying, but they're not sour enough. To break you out of that. But Totally delicious.