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I love bidets
Hey there juggies in regards to your uh discussion about a toilet. I would strongly recommend getting a bday toilet. Now, you don't have to get a A day, toilet itself. They're very expensive. I would recommend getting a, uh, elongated bowl. Ada height, uh, Champion is a great toilet, um, with a, uh, bed seat. Uh, it's pretty much the same thing at a fraction of the cost, uh, but you also have to remember, you have to have a receptacle behind your toilet, to plug it in, because it does heat the seat, and it does heat the water, which makes it so much of a more magical experience. Um, I've been, I was in the toilet business for 20 years, mostly, uh, prison toilets. Um, but I did, uh, Venture into the residential area. But, um, I would strongly recommend it but day, but days are wonderful. I like saying the word bed day. And I hope you guys have a good day.

Help me with this debate
What up guys? Can you help sell a debate please? Last week in me and my wife went to a bar. We left at 11:30, we got the Denny's at 12. The next morning, my daughter called to ask how our night was. And I said, well, we went to denny's last night, which was fun. My wife said, no, we went to denny's this morning. I said no, it was 12. Midnight. She said, yeah, that's this morning. I said no. Today, this morning would be noon. She goes, no, that's noon. What the hell is midnight, is it is it last night or this morning? Later.

Dennys was our go to in a time of need
so, I recorded this, um, Dispatch yesterday and somehow I didn't send it. So I just wanted to say, hey news Junkies You guys were talking about Denny's and um, and how they're closing, a bunch of stores. I have to say my my Denny's story is this, my mother passed away in 2022. Uh, my family's all in Hawaii, and I took my wife and my 2 Sons, uh, to Wiki and 1 of the many visits that we made to uh, Honolulu and that whole area there. While my mother was sick. And we stayed in the queen capellani hotel, which is right in Wicca right around the corner was Denny's and the Denny's was consistent and amazing and my kids loved it. And it was not crowded or overpriced or any of those things that the rest of Wicca is full of. So, seems funny to make Danny's your spot when you're in Wicca, but they really delivered when we needed it, frankly. So, anyway, that's it. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.


Yo, you want some of this bacon? Nah man. I don't, I don't eat pork. What are you Jewish? No Jewish! I just don't think on swine that's all. Ah, but bacon. Tastes good. Pork chops, tastes good. Hey, super wrap May taste like punk and pop, but I'd never know, because I would need to Filthy, you know what I'm saying? Pig's route and sleep in Poteau. I ain't eating nothing. Can't even disregard his own feces.

C Lane awesome guitar drop!!
Sorry, I got a little preachy yesterday but a ceiling. That is the most awesome freak out guitar riff I've ever heard. And the whammy flutter at the end, sounds like a guy's got his hand on a whammy bar and his other hand wrapped around on electric live circuit. It's incredible.

Lacy Chabert
Hello, junkies, uh, Lacey shabbar, I think is how you say her name was, also the original voice of Meg on Family Guy. Um, and but it was on credit. I don't know why if she just ended up like in the role or whatever, but of course Mila Kunis does it now Um, also I think I found that if I just turn the Bluetooth off of my, uh, phone, I don't get the clicky, uh, thing in my phone. So if anybody out there, if you're connected to your Bluetooth, through your car, or through a speaker, if you turn it off for a dispatch, I think it sends 1 a lot clearer. All right, thank you. Now I'm going to get 1 of these uh 50 Cent uh Quarter Pounder. That's why McDonald's is selling for some reason. All right, we got it out.

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A small request
Hey, new junkies uh, tall nipples here or Mr. Nipples, whatever you prefer. Uh, I just want to thank you guys for being so awesome and uh, doing what you guys do. I'm actually a delivery driver and, uh, without you guys, I don't know how I'd be able to get through my days. Uh, yeah. You guys are awesome. I mean, Saturday is a little lonely, but I usually just put on, like 1 of the shows from the week. Uh, anyways, I had a request. If it was possible, if you can add 2, new, uh, hosts to the show that being, uh, Josh and Giga, Brad. I mean Giga Brad. He's just so care asmatic and he's just like huge as muscles are huge and he just brings such a positive aura to the show that. I think it's unmatched right now and it's sorely needed. Uh and Josh is pretty good at it, too. Uh anyways, you guys have a good 1.

Hey guys, um, Sean. I think that you've been watching too many cartoons. When you're, you know, you think that you can like, Edge out to the end of a limb and it'll just gently take you down to the ground where you can just step off. Um, Yeah, that's not how gravity Works friend anyway enjoying the show today. Love you guys. Even you Josh wiggle, pop pop.