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All Waffle Houses closed in Orlando
I just saw that every Waffle House within the Orlando area is closed.

Universal
Hey Sean. Uh, this is uh, Harry Poppins here just to let you know, Universal Studios is actually open till 2:00 today. Uh, I don't know why they decided to stay open and everybody else closed. But hey, it is what it is. Yeah, they're open till 2.

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Lt Dan rescued
I just heard that Lieutenant, Dan just got rescued by Tampa Bay Police.

Gas, beer, water
Yo, junkies, I just got back from the wawwa and, uh, on naruse Road in Lake Nona. And, um, this is after driving through a few Wasteland, um, stations that didn't have anything and the Wawa has every gas pumps open, they have fuel, they have water inside, they have ice and the beer coolers full. It was like walking into heaven. So yeah, just letting you know the Wawa on nusi Road in Lake Nona that's a good place to go. All right y'all be safe. Peace.


Generator
Couple points. Turnpike always has gas and they want your generator far from your house not because of the fumes but more because if it catches on fire, It doesn't burn down your house.

Hey guys. So, um, I have a small leak in my living room and um, called The Solar Company because it was coming from where like the installation of 1 of the floor panels, Is that they'd be out to take some of the eighth. Um, call them Monday. Just to double check about the appointment but they would be there. They did not show up yesterday. They weren't answering their phone. Nobody's ever showed up and of course they're not answering phones today. And now I have 3 weeks in that same like but then probably a 4 or 5 inch safe. Um, I'm afraid it's gonna turn into 1, big leak, or anything. and, Yeah, I'm really concerned about what this 1 is going to do. I wasn't freaking out, but now I'm a little bit freaking out. So he's happy thoughts for me. Um if those are my roots, you know I might have to go stay with Sean Courtney. Anyway, love you guys.

Mail delivery today!!
Hello News. Junkie crew. Wanted to let everyone know there is mail delivery today. So make sure you go out to your mailbox and grab whatever packages checks bills, whatever you got in there. Before, uh, good old hurricane, Milton comes by and throws it out onto the street. All right, have a great day.