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Hurricane movie recommendation
Okay, yesterday you played part 2 of my dispatch without playing part 1. So this is what I was trying to say. Put this on your list, Sean and whoever else go see the substance, the substance with Demi Moore who's not afraid to barrel. And this is an exceptional performance of her acting. It was just insane. The movie was a super twist. It was kind of like, the movie Limitless, but, like, for women, in Beauty and just something you wouldn't see coming, the end is kind of quirky and weird, but don't say they don't have original ideas in Hollywood because this was a A ride. Definitely a ride. Go see it. And don't watch the trailer. Just go see it. It was super surprising. I can't wait to hear what you think of the movie, maybe do that and all this hurricane lameness at Orlando really won't have. Stay safe, everyone.

What's happening with Eric Adams?
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. I know that, um, we have to pay attention to the storm and everything is still a little far away. I had a question in regards to Eric Adams the mayor of New York. Uh I think he's got indicted by the feds or something like that. Um, do you have any information about that? Thanks. Bye.

Another brand ending/closing
Hey guys, happy hurricane day. Speaking of people, shuttering their doors and closing business. Uh, salt life is closing down. Uh, the bad thing is, is how will I know if someone is a giant douchebag without the advertisement on the back of their truck knowing that they're a giant douchebag?

Trump Trump trump
Hey guys, why are we not talking about project 2025 if Trump gets elected? Project 2025 is happening, which will essentially make him a dictator. I know you want less government Sean. Well it's going to be the opposite. So why aren't we talking about this?

My friend’s experience with radioactive material…(9/25 podcast)
Okay, I'm listening to the podcast from yesterday and you're talking about this radioactive Rock and it reminded me of a friend of mine when he was at Rollins College years and years ago, he was always a big chemistry and, and science buff. And when he was out in Arizona, he bought a vial, uh, you can buy a little vial of, of yellow cake. Uranium. It's inherently. It's not just super harmful or anything like that on its own, he just thought it was cool. Kept it on a desk in his dorm room, kind of a talking point paper, weight, kind of thing. Anyway, he's dating this girl, he had obviously told her about it, it had come up, just whatever. Here's my, this is my uranium, it's used to make nuclear bombs. Uh she he breaks up with her and to kind of get back at him. She calls an FBI tip line and says my ex-boyfriend has a nuclear bomb in his dorm room. So, 1 day FBI comes, knocking down his door, dudes, in suits, Black SUVs, pull it up. They tear through his room, he's in cuffs, it was a whole thing. Oh my God, it was crazy. Uh, but yeah, the stuff you got to be careful you. Tell about it. They may not. They may not understand. Anyway, bye.

Baby drinking white claw at the beach

Movie theater etiquette
Hey, Sean. So, we were at the movie theater when twister came out and we had spent the extra money to see 3D. Um which I think was around like 25 bucks a ticket and then plus you get drinks and popcorn. All that you're looking at like an 8085 date night and we were the center mid and then the very bottom, right? There's a woman there with her. I'm assuming like sister and then her toddler probably like 3 or 4. And the first hour of the movie, her kid had his tablet, and it was watching his own like, movie on it, and they didn't even have headphones on. And we were just far enough to not really want to say anything. And then God forbid, people overreact back and no 1 around them said anything. So we just had to sit there completely annoyed that we had spent all that money and this person couldn't just leave, you know, get a baby babysitter or just throw some headphones on your baby. It was it's locked.

Playin with mercury
So, what's up, guys? Just mowing some grass kind of a story way back in. I don't know like 1999 2000. Uh believe it or not. I was mowing yards at the time, huh? Up in Ohio, when it got cold, they put us on unemployment and I worked for my bosses, father-in-law who owned a demolition company like he did like huge like places in Chicago and had the uh Shaw Shank Redemption, gates at like his. Um, Where house opening. But uh anyways, I was turning down Hercules engine company uh Factory. And I got a whole bunch of mercury and just like, put it in an ashtray and we just sit around and drink and get high and play with the Mercury like I don't know, I'm fine. I mean, I don't ever get sick, I don't ever stop working, uh, Turned 44. So probably full of cancer, though. So I don't know, mow your grass.


Impractical jokers on stage
Hey there. We got tickets and went to see the Impractical Jokers live. Gosh, let's go. Now, I'm thinking about it. It might have been like 8 or 9 years ago like the Heyday of the show. Um, But we left. It was really bad. I've never left a live concert or show or anything like that before my life and um and maybe you got on your after we left but the beginning part, it was stand up and it just wasn't funny. It wasn't translating like to what our expectations were. I don't know, they seem really nice and I feel so bad but um it wasn't good. That's it. Have a great day.