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Joe gatto in key west
Yeah. So I live down here in uh, Key West, um, and uh, Joe Gatt and uh, Hugh came down here recently and we're partying at, uh, Rick's upstairs right across from slobby. Joe's, uh, Q is a super friendly guy, uh, Joe. He, he's just kind of a jackass, like the way he was running around talking to people. They were playing this game at the bar. He's very short with people, like very big energy. Kind of like you're talking about, like, you see in the show and on a stand-up and just kind of got a bad taste in my mouth. Uh, trying to meet him and his Entourage were just kind of very short uh, and just not not very friendly. Queue was cool but Joe and the rest of his buddies were not, not so much. So yeah, just just a personal interaction. I've had down here and then within Key West. So,

Good stand up
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. You're talking about. Stand up this week and I ended up watching Deon Cole. He's the guy that's doing the Old Spice stuff. Now uh, The Stand Up is on Netflix. It was super hilarious. I would definitely check it out. Hey Fritz. Hope you're doing well. Bye.

Hair Removal vs Tattoo Removal
Hello, hello. Um podcast listener, just catching up on the podcast from the last couple days. Um wanted to chime in on hair removal versus tattoo removal and um hair removal is a cakewalk compared to tattoo removal. I've had them both. The hair removal is just like the light snap of a rubber band. If anything tattoo removal is like you are being tortured. By someone, you paid to do this, um, Sean as you now know, it is the worst pain that I have ever felt in my life so far. And I hope I never have to feel anything worse. And yet, I still go to have more tattoos removed. So maybe I should have listened to my mom. Don't get them.

Sean How Dare You!!!! I wanna take News Junkie Hiking
Sean, if you think that I would not call in after that comment about hiking, you have lost your marbles. Hiking is amazing. And yes the the lady probably should have had a few extra things to make sure that she was safe. But There are women who are in their 80s who are hiking the Appalachian Trail. In fact, there is a lady who has a book out. I highly recommend everybody reading it. It is uh, old lady on the trail and she was 80 years old when she set a Triple Crown in a Triple Crown. In case, you don't know is hiking the entire Appalachian Trail or Appalachian Trail. However, you want to say it, the Continental Divide and the PCT Pacific Crush Trail. It's over 3,000 miles. And so, It's very healthy for you. It's very good for you. But you also need to understand that there are risks and there are free classes everywhere on teaching you what you should pack, how to do things first aid. So be smart. But if you would, uh, ever like to get out on the trail, any of you guys, I would love to take you hiking sometime. I actually guide hikes as a side gig and uh, I can make sure that you don't get eaten by a bears or attacked by boars. So there you go. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop and stop hating on hiking. Sean.


Street Flooding
What up News, Junkie dingo here wanted to chime in real quick about all this uh Street flooding. Could you imagine if you lived in that neighborhood where um, that lady put the cement down into the drain pipe and it like floods with just like a normal storm GH? I would not, I I would not be okay. With this not being fixed by now.

Building inspector here for a local municipality. I also do, uh, damage assessments after hurricanes, people need to stop complaining about Flooding on roads during major storms, that's where the water is supposed to go. If the water's on the road and not in your house, the city utilities are doing their job. Um, No complain about that all the time where I work and the houses are fine. Yeah, we need to get over it because the water has receded pretty quickly, that's it.

Evacuation
good day news Junkies My wife, my son. 2 dogs and I are evacuating from Wakulla County. We are under mandatory evacuation. We have never evacuated before. Uh, we thought this is a good chance to get out. We're going to go stay with some family in Sumpter County. Um yeah, we want to play it safe, we're really concerned about what's going to happen to our home while we're gone. But Yeah, there's my son. Uh yeah. Sometimes you got to live like gargoyle are falling. Bye.


Speaking of movie premiers
Hey guys, speaking of movie trailer or a movie premieres, do you remember there was an ad running on your station for a while about City of Dreams was supposed to be a true story and ahead. Uh, Politicians behind it and Tony Robbins. And it was supposed to be like, this great. Inspirational story based on true stories but it actually wasn't true at all. Um, but they said they were going to have the world's largest movie premiere and I never heard anything about it afterwards. I believe it was called City of Dreams. Do you recall anything about that?