Our Good Morning News Junkie. It's the Brew junkie. I wanted to let you guys know. It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day and to celebrate that. I have a pirate joke. I heard this 1 a long time ago in elementary school. Where does a pirate like to stick his Willie? In the booty.

A News Junkie and crew. When I was a kid, my dad, let me get a slingshot. He told me to be real, real careful with it. I ended up accidentally killing a mama bird. And she had 3 babies. And he made me. Go up there and get them and put them in a cage and I named them blinking winking and Nod. and I got to where they were old enough to fly and then I let him go. And uh, that really taught me a lesson. so, thank you.

I used to work at a, a knife store. That's still all kinds of knives. Kitchen knives, swords, novelty knives. All kinds of stuff and you had to be 18 to buy anything.

Interest rates coming down. Gas prices coming down. Wow. We must be getting close to an election.

Hello. Junkies just wondering if Cain played Sabrina John's attempt at rapping yesterday that Uh, if not that needs to be shared again. Thank you out.

Welcome, welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. This is for Serena and no 1 else, how you doing? Sabrina, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. But hey, I'm glad to see you back and um, real quick, man. Your Instagram live while you were, um, overseas. While you were gone, amazing. I appreciate it. I saw a lot of lovely Single Ladies, but glad you're back, get over that cold. Hey to everybody else, doesn't matter. San Marina is back. Hey Sabrina, you rock.