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welcome back Sabby, my opinion about the kid

Nashville guy…. Literally picking his brain

Doesn't matter what the U.S. rules are for child endangerment are if you're on a cruise ship
As far as uh, rules and regulations for child endangerment. I would imagine that would be up to the cruise line because once you're in international waters, doesn't matter what the rules are in the United States or the Honduras or France or Spain. You're an international waters. So you'd have to look up maritime law, I guess for that 1.

Walkie talkie monitor - c-lane
Hello, I'm recording this dispatch for sea Lane, just to let him know if he does want to go over to his friend's house that live next door to get the walkie-talkie monitors. They work a lot better and they go a lot further. We've done it before. It works fine. If they do cry, you just walk your ass over to the other side of the street and go and check on them, perfectly fine.

FIRST TIME DISPATCHER! PDiddy water bill
Hi, first time dispatcher. So yesterday, you guys were talking about P Diddy and his power bill. I'm curious on his water bills so I work for a drugstore and our monthly water bills around dollars or so. Um, now we did have 1 women's toilet that was running for a week not even the whole month and our monthly bill went up to 15,000 so PSA, do not let your toilets run because your water bill will be ridiculous. So, I am curious on how much he pays a month for water. Uh, anyway, wiggle pop up.

The guy in Nashville kind of looks like this guy that Dana Carvey played on SNL once named Massive Head Wond Harry

Yamaka
So, you guys were talking about the guy with the big, uh, dent in his head, or holding his head and seeing said, uh, put on a Jewish hat, you know, a yarmulke? I'm just wondering, would you wear that yamaka regular or would you put it upside down to kind of like, fill in the dent? Just ponder that.


Thank you Sabrina :)
Hi, I just wanted to Shout Out Sabrina for being so nice. Um, I met her before. The soccer game on Saturday night. And I was super nervous but she was really, really nice. And I waited to make my first dispatch so that you would hear it. When you got back. I hope you feel better. Thank you. Bye.