Men were sitting here in West Palm Beach, getting ready for happy hour and my wife says, turn on the news. Turn on the TV and there's the breaking news, the Trump attempt and 1 of these showing on the screen. The exact stretch of road. That's the easiest way for me to get to work in Palm Beach every day. Obviously, that's going to be closed and I hate to say it, I really wasn't thinking about the attempt. All I was thinking about is what a giant pain in the ass is going to be to get to work.

Hey News. Junkie Big Daddy Dave here again. You know, I was lost in the forest, 1 time. It was thick, it was hard to breathe in there. and you know, when I came out I said baby you got to do something about that, we we go, pop, pop, In half a mile at the roundabout, take the second exit.

What up juggies according this on Sunday listening to the podcast after watching my Cowboys just get wiped off the floor. Uh, yeah. But tampon Tuesday. No tampon tax Tuesday show. That's funny, man, that's hilarious. That's kind of what I needed to pull me out of this funk. So, uh, Yeah, thanks for that. Have a good week guys. Later. Woo.

If you ask me, those Haitians can eat as many Canadian geese as they want. They're considered Canadian cockroaches in Iowa.

Hey guys, happy day. Uh I have a question. Do you guys think? Lawyers should also try to be comedians? I don't think so.

As far as it goes with Tua. Playing for Miami. If you saw him get hit. I mean, let's be honest, he was running the ball, he's acting like a running back. And he gets hit like a running back. I think you kind of asked for it in that position. Or at least they should have been training you all year. How to slide. It's a basic football concept.

Hey, junkies and Josh, Tom nipples here. So last night I was, uh, woke up to do my coveted midnight, uh, bathroom break. Uh, when I stepped in before. I turned the lights on. I realized I stepped in something with my bare feet. Uh so I was a little worried and instinctively just kicked it up and when I turned the lights off I realized it was a dog poop. So I got everywhere. I got on like the the the shower curtain, the walls. So it was a bit of a long night. Thanks to my lovely dog. Um, completely unrelated note, if you know, any people from Springfield, Ohio preferably Haitians who'd like a gourmet dog, if you can reach out to them and reach out to me too, so I can let them know that. Uh, I got some gourmet food for them. Anyways, that's it. See you guys.