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Flagler speed limit
Hey news, junkies just want to chime in on the fire Beach speed limit, I'm a Flagler Beach resident. So super small community and that really sucks. I'm probably gonna have to start saving up for speeding tickets. Only good note is, there's only about 3 cups in foglar beach. So, um, you know, not a huge chance of getting busted but it's still there. It is a real small community, lots of strollers kids, golf carts, yada yada yada. But yeah, thanks for letting me know. I'll start saving my money. Have a good 1.

Trump store
Hey, this is Kansas trucker in. Regards to the Trump store in Knoxville Tennessee. Across from the Petro on 1 side. Ta on 1 side. Flying J. Across street. There is a brick and mortar Trump store. It's about is a old building about 2 stories. It's been there for a couple years. I really didn't pay too much attention to it, but next time I'm up that way. If you want me to take some video of the inside and everything they got, I'll do that. Send it to you. What do you think? I'm out. Peace.

Careful what you wish for C-Lane


Too many questions to answer
Hey junkies plus Josh, happy Friday. Um I want to take the direction things even a step further. And I I recognize this is pedantic but I don't even like it. When people ask me for recommendations for what to do while in town a? I don't know you and what you find entertaining and B, you're in Florida. Do some research before you come visit here. There's a zillion things to do. Anyway, I'm a great bartender. Have a good day.


Proper banana eating technique
A tip for all the gentlemen out there and when eating a banana it is always banana to mouth, never mouth to banana. Have a great day.

I think Sean eats a banana like a proper woman sideways.


Directions
Junkies. Um, so if somebody pulls up and asks me for directions, I go up to them and I say, let me see your phone. Pull up, Google Maps. Put in where you want to go. There you go. That tells you how to get there. Now, you know, how to use, Google Maps, and you have to ask me for directions anymore. Thank you twinkle edits out.