Hey, junkies. Um, so yeah, that also annoys me when people have a cell phone in their hand and then they asked me directions, like I would happen all the time. And I lived in Chicago, I mean, it's a big city whatever, but I would literally, they'd be like, oh, do you know where this is? And I'd stare them into their eyes. So deep into their souls with a straight face. And I go, let me pull out my phone and look it up. And then they'd be like, oh no, no, no. I can do that. Well, why didn't you do that the first time? Uh, so aggravating anyways, you guys have a great day. Uh,

Hey guys. Big ball of bar here from Ken for New York. About the juveniles going to prison thing. I used to live in Florida and I was a bad boy went to prison for about 3 years. And when I was in County Jail, there was some juveniles in my block. anyway, what happened to those guys is They go to a yo Camp a youthful offender Camp until they're like 21 or 22. And then they go to prison with everybody else. Just thought I'd let you know, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Happy Friday, junkies, yeah, anytime anybody ever asks me for directions, I give them directions to somewhere else. Way far off from wherever the hell they trying to go wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Okay, Sean, I got a call a flag on the field here. Uh, dolphin, you want to eat dolphin because um It looks all muscly muscular and stuff. Well, just for your edification, dolphin is a mammal. And the toughest part of the cow is the muscle parts. The most tender parts are the parts that have the fat and least amount of muscle. So the more muscle the meat, the tougher it's going to be. Unless of course you marinate, it slow, cook it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, just saying

News Junkie News Junkie. Happy Friday. We made it. Yo, yo, yo, I am a certain type of Asian and I can guarantee you. We do not eat our dogs. We do not eat our dogs. We do eat our neighbors dogs though. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

14 boys. That means they booted a girl off the plane. Who's maybe in eighth grade ninth grade daughter. 2 times will be 14 next month. Let me tell you, I would show up with bad intentions in a Opportunity to be arrested if they did that to my child. That would just, I mean, you know what I mean, man. If you don't want to go do crazy ass but that's not cool. They could, I, I thought she was going to be a really obese teenager. And I was then going to feel just bad for her because of that, but she was 110 pounds. Like, you said, Sean, they should have booted, some overweight, large person, causing the issue, who is an adult Freaking kidding me.

Morning junkies uh I think Trump's got a point. We've actually been kneading cats in America at Chinese food restaurants for decades, not the immigrants

3, oclock in the morning. I'm lying awake in bed. And what's running through my head, they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, they're eating your pets in, Spring Field, I have not been able to get that out of my head for days. It's insane. Almost as insane as some of the comments on that reel that you posted. But holy cow, what an earworm, yikes. That's it. Have a great weekend.

Good morning, simply Jeremy here. Was wondering if you guys had seen the story of the 8-year-old, a, I guess. I said he was autistic, but he goes to a public school, but he was on the playground yesterday and it's about a mile from my house here in Greenville, South Carolina. Well, actually Simpsonville, but anyways, um, he was on the playground and I guess he wandered off the playground or wandered away from the school and no teacher saw him. And they had a big, you know, kid hunt looking for him and everything. Couple hours later, found him dead floating in a pond, which was about less than a mile from the school. And I just can't understand how a child at 8 years old, could just wander off, and the teachers are not paying attention. Like, it's it's crazy to me at least. I, I mean, I think it's crazy. My kids leave my side. I'm my eyes are on them all the time when they're little like that. but anyways, you guys have a great Friday and a great weekend later,

Hey, what's up guys? I was just listening to yesterday's podcast on my flight, back to Iowa and heard you guys talking about Casey's. It is get ready cuz it is amazing. I love the food. The uh, pork tenderloin sandwich is great but the uh, claim to fame and the best thing, the thing I miss most about Iowa is their breakfast pizza. It's delicious. I'm going to get myself a slice right now. Bye.