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Happy birthday C Lane
Hey happy. Wednesday junkies local lawn guy here. Dispatching in to wish my buddy. C Lane. A very happy birthday man. You rock want to offer you this. Wonderful birthday gift? Best gift, you're going to get this year. Ah, representing me on Fritz on the street today. Happy birthday, buddy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Run stop run
Yo news, junkies and my man, Josh, what's good? Um, quick question. Um, so you guys in here, how when President Trump was describing how uh, KLA Harris? And Joe Biden's economic plan is like, usually like it's very simple, it's very simple run. Stop run. I mean, I mean goodness. I mean dude he had the hands with it. Run, stop run. And he does a little mouth thing with the are run. So, it was classic. I mean, I don't know how anyone missed that part, but I guess it was enough to kind of catch a lot. But man, you guys are really the taking, the kind of picking that comma Harris about some things. Maybe not having really answered any questions at all. Especially the first most important question, I know you'll probably do a little digging, but shine. You need to give it about 10 15 minutes of today, or just kind of, like, just going at her maybe, or maybe not, who knows. Oh yeah. Josh, can I be your first on the street partner with you? All right. I don't know if that's correct terminology, but let's be partners, brother. Yeah, you got it, brother.

Fracking is gas freedom. For America
hey news, Junkies No, we need fracking fracking and all the oil drilling we did up in the northwest or Northeast area of the world. Our Little World is the reason why gas prices would have under 2 dollars 4 years ago.

Happy birthday C Lane
Hey, Caine, happy birthday. I just want to let you know that your jokes may not always land with Shauna Sabrina, but they always land with me. I love them. And uh just about the debate real quick. Uh I often think Trump should have a drummer with him doing rim shots after stuff. He says they're eating the dogs but all right. Anyway, happy birthday Elaine. Thank you. So


The pets side of being eaten
Hey, junkies hiker, mom here. Uh, I just wanted to kind of comment on the whole like eating pets that Donald Trump said last night. If you guys haven't already scroll through social media and seeing all of the videos of these pet owners, literally the reactions of the pets, Hearing Donald Trump saying that they're eating pets. There's this 1. Cat named MV and the owner took a video and it's it's hysterical like, you know, these pets have no idea what's going on, but it is definitely a good time. So in case you wanted something funny and positive to look at, there you go. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,

Happy 911
Hello news jackets. Good morning ceiling. Good morning, Sean. Hey, hello there, Sabrina. Can you pick me for Fritz on the street. It's my birthday today. I love you guys. Except for Sean, you're a dick.

Unfair debate
Hey, guys, about the debate last night. So I felt like comma Harris came off, as very, very scripted very practiced, very polished. Um, I felt like she didn't really answer any of the questions directly. She just sort of, you know, categorized every question into like, oh, what topic is that? Let me give my prepared speech on that topic. Um, her preparation and practice really showed. Um, but I felt like the whole debate. Was extremely biased. Um, I felt like every question that was posed to kamla Harris by the moderators, was a softball. They didn't ask her any hard questions. Um, they asked her, how did she feel when Donald Trump said she wasn't black or whatever it was, but they never asked Donald Trump. Oh, how did you feel when Kamala Harris said this about you or that about you? Um, and they're, you know, there were plenty of opportunities to have been able to, to ask those kinds of questions too. So, um, hopefully people can see how Um, ABC or the media in general, is just part of the part of the Democrat machine. And um it was just a really, really unfair debate in my opinion. Okay, thanks.

Morning!
Morning junkies, it's 6:20 a.m. and I'm heading into work. If it's a good day today, I'll be clocking out around 7:30 p.m. obviously I'm a podcast listener. So if 1 of y'all could make my Thursday and choose me for Fritz on the street, It would make. Everything better love you, guys.

All the way up here in Goldsboro, NC i could see the Space X launch! Moved from Cape Canaveral and never thought I would see one like that again.