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Carlsbadcanyon
Hey, Sean and saline and Josh. Um, you are not crazy Sean. I also, when you brought up this story of Carl's bed, Canyons thought I also was there and I've never been out west. There must be a Carl's Bad Canyon Junior somewhere maybe around the Tennessee area. Um, all right. Well great show guys. Love y'all wiggle wiggle. Pop pop.

Why is eating cats vile?
Hey Sean, what's up. Hey, why is eating a cat vile? There might be tasty, you know, put them on a spit. Roast them up, you know, might be some good barbecue. You don't know. And we have too many feral cats anyway, so it still seems like we're solving a problem and we're feeding the homeless or feeding some immigrants. It's a win-win baby. Wiggle wiggle.

Indian Echo caverns
Indian Echo Cavern.

How’s Caverns?
Howes caverns in Cobalt scale, New York.

scottie scheffler in same situation as tyreek
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. You know, this is not the first time that police are having interaction with like a massive star. Like Scotty shuffler, the golf player. The cop was complaining about his pants, got ripped and everything like that and he lied the whole time. And this guy went super aggressive, I think if whoever they put close to the stadium was sporting events or whatever, you have to learn the player's faces at least, or you need to bring in the players in the security like like a car or like some kind of show for or something like that because some at some point somebody's going to get shot. Thanks. Bye.

Wash me!
This is your flashlight. Oh my gosh, you've been overused me so much. Have you ever heard of the washing machine or putting me in the dishwasher? Or even just hand washing me after you use me? Good Lord. I know that we're married now and you know things are slowing down with you and your wife and things are picking up with me and you again but oh my goodness. I'm so sticky. Can I watch me use some stuff? Come on, say that, come on.

The final dispatch
Hey junkies. What's going on, Josh? You're doing a good job, man. You holding it down and Sabrina's absence. Hey, Sean. You guys sometimes play, the final dispatch song, Sometimes you don't and I love that song. I also love to hear what you're going to say after the chorus play. So just in case you don't play it. These are the final dispatches but Sean will probably only play 1. That's true. Junkies about.

The las Vegas sphere
Hey, good day everybody. This weekend UFC will be hosting the first sporting event. The first live sporting event at the Las Vegas sphere. I'm interested to see how this broadcast will play out. I think it's going to be pretty cool. Another interesting thing I heard is that you're going to be in the stands. The seats are supposed to get feedback, so if somebody gets hit hard or knocked out, the seats are supposed to vibrate. I think that's uh, pretty cool. Uh, have a good day.

Kendrick Lamar & Taylor Swift Halftime Show?!
Kendrick Lamar is featured on the song. Bad Blood by Taylor Swift. He could bring out Taylor Swift as a surprise guest at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Sharing a birthday with famous people is weird
Hey guys. Um, tomorrow is a really big day. Tomorrow is Wednesday and it's Fritz on the street and it's famous rapper Ludacris birthday and it's also our birthday ceiling yours and mine. So being that it landed on a Wednesday this year, do you think maybe you could pick me for Fritz on the street? We could. Bring those to other guys down in our plane together.