This is your flashlight. Oh my gosh, you've been overused me so much. Have you ever heard of the washing machine or putting me in the dishwasher? Or even just hand washing me after you use me? Good Lord. I know that we're married now and you know things are slowing down with you and your wife and things are picking up with me and you again but oh my goodness. I'm so sticky. Can I watch me use some stuff? Come on, say that, come on.