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Craig Jones and the kiss. When I said it was hilarious. I didn’t mean that assault is hilarious…. just the fact that they were acting 🙃
Calling about that, uh jiujitsu fight with Craig Jones and I think Gabby anyway, um, I've been doing Jujitsu for a few years now and he's a big name in the world of jiujitsu. He's hilarious and it was all Pretty sure gimmick to um, because they said the fight was canceled and it was never canceled the fight went on. Um it it had been talked about for a long time. So he is a big name and was throwing a huge um, uh jiujitsu competition with the biggest payout ever to have been given in jiujitsu on the same weekend as another big competition called ADCC and he was just trying to um, kind of point out that there is no real big payouts in jiujitsu and guys, like spend their life doing it. So, um, it was pretty controversial because I think it was the same weekend the same. I think they were both in Vegas. And so that was a really good way to get everyone talking about it because I saw like Daily Mail everyone had like, oh male guy assaults women. I think they had talked about it. I think it was all put on but it was hilarious and I um, I think she uh was a really good sport. Also Sabrina, she is just a massive human. I didn't realize that juicing was kosher and Jujitsu and it is um, and she does and that has created her to have muscles that are the size of a man. Um, anywho, that's all. Have a great day. Bye.

Happy Monday. Um, so Sean you were talking about whether um, Taylor Swift may show up to the DNC. I sure wish she would because I mean she is the epitome of the single cat lady that JD Vance seems to despise so much and I think it would be amazing for her to show up and show her support for comma legal legal pop pop.

Stop toys with us give us the juice man
Come on, man. Stop toying with us. Give us the juice. I mean I stopped making you mad so I can't be the Dark Cloud. Give us the juice man. Come on. Bye.

Rented Twisters on Amazon this weekend, so worth it!
Hey junkies, so I uh got the Twisters on Amazon Prime this past weekend and it's like 1999 to rent it or 24.99 to own it. So my boyfriend and I were going to go see it in the theater. And by the time we added up how much the tickets were. You got to get the popcorn and you got to get your sodies and your candies and all of that. I mean you're talking 60 80 movie. So we were like, you know, what we'll make our own popcorn. We'll buy the movie instead of renting it and end up saving money and now we can watch it as many times as we want. So yeah, it was 2499 compared to 1999 you might as well just freaking buy the damn thing. Anyways, hope you have a good day wiggle wiggle pop pop pop.

Shawn’s new low!
here, um, Sean a didn't have that much respect for you before but just to observe the way how a little more dived all up into the camera threatening to beat your ass. Um Pinterest has shown that the respect for you can't get any lower and it is sad so I wish you a wonderful weekend. Have a nice. Um, Some a drink, um go out and watch a nice movie with Courtney and just accept the cards that you have been dealt in this life. So with me America the News Junkie rocks

Eye chat
Hello junkies, uh, so that guy really missed it with the branding and by calling it. I chat you should have called it. I I mate. Give me that Rim shot there Sabrina twinkle, let it out.

Got my love show prize! In love with much love. Thank you!

Shawn- tip to get your things sent in discrete boxes
Friday hey Sean, uh a quick workaround for that, uh them showing up without with all the labels on it. Click on it's a gift and then they have to put it in a discrete or discreet or that's not a word. Okay a more discreet box. You guys have a great weekend. Bye.


I think I know what your Alien submarine scenario is based on
Sean I think I know what your confusion is over the aliens biting in a submarine aliens number 4, which is aliens Resurrection was the last 1 that had Sigourney Weaver in it. They're on a military research vessel and something goes wrong and the ship malfunctions The Galley is flooded and they have to swim through a flooded Galley battling an alien. I think that's what you're remembering.