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One of the many awesome pics we got from bowling this weekend!!!

I thought it was funny
yeah, when uh Trump got shot me and my buddy were getting a bite to eat in a TV was on and we're looking at it and someone goes uh, does anybody know who the shooter is he goes? He went nowhere Alec. Baldwin is right now. I thought it was hilarious.


Thought this was funny after hearing Shawn talk about trumps photo

Brainrot--MSNBC pulled morning joe this morning
Good morning. Junkies, long time no dispatch. Um Sean I was wondering if you'd seen that morning Joe got canceled from MSNBC this morning because the network execs were worried that Joe and Mika would say something that would be more inflammatory to the assassination attempt situation, uh from over the weekend. which is which is kind of funny because while yes Morning Joe and their guests have been saying that Donald Trump is a threat to democracy for about 6 7 years now. They also hosted Donald Trump on their show day, like pretty much daily between 2015 and 2016.

Is the game of magnets still a thing?
Hey junkies. I was just in Winter Park and haven't seen a magnet in a while. So I tried to steal 1 off this lady's car, but I think I completely freaked her out. She whipped into a parking lot and I kept following her and then told her what I was trying to do, and she just gave me a really weird look so I left I didn't want to get the cops called on me. Come on guys. Don't put that on your car if you're not willing to play the game.

my experiences with secret service and how weird this feels

90210
Good Monday Morning News Junkie dingo here. Hey, um didn't Brenda died, too. I don't know. It was a Wild Weekend. You're absolutely right.

I’m the real kingpin
You know, I had a lot of fun on Saturday. And I want to tell you this I was on Shaun's team. And I felt like I was bowling not with the radio personality. Of course he had to do his thing like he had to take photographs and Shake Hands kiss babies all that sort of stuff that radio personalities do but I felt like I was bowling with a bro every time I bowl a good Bowl I get a high 5 from Sean fist bump pat on the back and we would do the same to him. Although I don't know. I don't Sean's not that great of a baller Courtney was there too. Pretty pretty lady. Very sweet good on you Sean. Thanks for a great day. And man. It was packed. Have a good day guys.

Bowling tomorrow!!!
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. Moses. Can't wait to see you tomorrow and the News junkies. I guess you guys too, but your boy is 1 of the sponsors. So kind of happy about that. See you tomorrow. Bye.