Hey, junkies hiker mom here. So I have 2 little girls. And yes, can they be annoying nowadays? Apps are freaking lutely but, you know, at least we can debate each other. But I will tell you when they were the absolute freaking bane of my existence which was when they were little. And of course as you can tell by my dispatch name I hike and I used to carry 1 in a carrier on my back and 1 in a carrier like a little baby carrier on the front. So I had both kids and I was hiking and let me tell you how fantabulous it was to be 2 miles down a trail. and then all of a sudden, you feel wetness on your back. And then your child in the front of you looks up at you smiles and projectile. Vomits all over you. That's right. I was being paid on pooped on and puked on simultaneously the 3, PS were all over me and I'll tell you right now, it was then that I learned why parents drink so much or smoke and I could tell you, I definitely smoke. Holy hell. So wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop smoke weed every day. What?