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New phone, who dis?
All right, guys, if we want to play around with the the uh, the pay phone. Let's bring it into the future a little bit. Let's throw a screen on it. Uh, FaceTime feature, the normal functions that a regular cell phone has at a charging dock on it. Maybe that might be the new wave or the new way of uh the new pay phone, just the thought hippie out.

Bringing generations together
Hey, junkies, uh, for school. I read this article a while ago that, um, over in like Denmark or Sweden or like 1 of those countries and they uh, kind of made senior centers more, uh, youthful with like, video game consoles, things like that, and started offering free room and board for young Millennials into Zoomers. Um, who are in college and had a certain GPA and passed a background check and things like that. Um, but the only thing is, is they had to spend so much time with the senior residents that were there, um, and they saw, like less cognitive decline. They saw a better moods and ultimately, the old, the seniors started Living a little bit longer, uh, because they had more interaction, they weren't as lonely. They actually made friends with these young college kids. It was a really cool article, I'll see if I can find it and if I do, I'll uh, post it in Discord. If you guys have a wonderful day,

Diploma
Pass off. This girl is trying to sue the school board sue her damn parents. They're the ones responsible. Tired of people, not taking responsibility for their own actions.


“Sing it Right, or Not at All”…
Yo, it's the News Junkie. Welcome to my dispatch on a shared a show Tuesday. Uh, listen, I just wanted to tell you Sean. Uh, first off Sean, Sean. I love you guys. Um, you're doing amazing job every day, all day. You're the greatest period Sean. I want to tell you when you started talking about, the way you sing with your radio voice to your wife, uh, I do the same thing with my wife, and it drives me crazy. Sometimes, I'll spin it and do like, like, turn it into something, like, take a rap song and turn it into a country song and, uh, yeah, she absolutely can't stand it now. There's a whole rule in our house that if you're not going to sing it, right? Don't sing it at all. Oh man, I love it.

Drunk Mom
Hey, Liz. Junkies Regarding drunk mom. Where my mind went was, how awesome would it be if they reported that she was found on the Dance Floor? Dancing like Elaine. From Seinfeld. Wiggle.

Hi guys, so all the Marios you guys mentioned 1 3. Sean 2, that's great. But it's not up for debate. It's Mario Kart. That is definitely the best Mario of all time.

Hey Junkies!!!
Sean sea Lane Sabrina. Hope you're having a wonderful day. Great show today. Sorry, I haven't really dispatched, but I have been quite active on Discord. Can't wait to get my new shirt. Um, as far as uh, the actor that was killed. Uh, that was in uh King of the Hill and parks and wreck. He was killed by his Maga neighbor because he was gay. They had been arguing back and forth and everything like that, but it was ultimately because he hated that a homosexual couple with living next to them. Um, as far as opera The Phantom of the Opera, it is mostly saying an opera, but there is a lot of speaking. It was fantastic. I saw the Traveling Show back in December and it was my first time. Um, but as far as Timothy timothee, chalamet in ballet and Opera anyone that they named rat Boy Summer after. I don't really care about his opinion on the Arts. So, uh, yeah. You guys have a wonderful day.


Check this out. Up in Kansas. They just passed a new law that if you're trans, and your license doesn't match your gender at giving at Birth. You no longer have a valid license. So, even if you changed everything legally, they switched it back. So you got to have your birth certificate birth certificate, sex on it. Or else you are. Driving illegally. This is stupid. Since when does driving have anything to do with genitals?