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Seattle has a pretty cool monorail.

Trump too quiet?
okay, but is it really out of the ordinary if we don't hear from Trump for 2 days, And if he doesn't tweet that, there's a good chance. I mean something happened because the Dude is always running his yapper and he's always tweeting. So yeah, you got to figure. If if things are quiet coming from him there's probably something wrong cuz You don't like to be quiet.

Scam texts reply 😆
What's up junkies? Yeah, I love those scam texts. I always ask them if they got the money. I sent them and they're like money. I said, yeah, the money I sent. You didn't get it. No, well, give me your bank account information and I'll give it to you. And oh yeah, that's a whole lot of macaroni.


Commercial gorrilaz
Yo, junkies, what up? Uh, so this is kind of a deep cut, but um, back in the early 2000s, the first Gorillaz album, I think it was actually called 2000, I'm not sure. Um, There was a like, a song on it, where it was just a dude, like talking and it was talking about a um, like volcano blowing up, and it was called like fire out of a monkey's head and that voice, I'll never forget that voice but, um, y'all are playing a radio commercial right now, that I, it's for like, uh, our, our stories with something. I don't know like something but that voice, I swear to God. It's that same dude. So, I don't know, check it out, see if I'm wrong, but I think I'm right. All right, y'all peace.

Homeowners insurance covers Bear attack
Sean Sabrina, selang love in the show. Keeping it up. As far as the guy who got attacked by the bear at his home? Wouldn't that fall under the same thing? As if you got attacked by dog at your home and maybe your homeowner's insurance would cover it? Anyway, might be a milk question, would be interesting to find out.

C-Lane's made-up word
Hey everybody. Happy today. So Celine has made up a phrase and it's 1 that I use fairly frequently. Um, he made it up a long long time ago and that is the word shefly. Okay, I love you, goodbye.



Cracker barrel logo change WHAT!?
Hey, junkies. I just wanted to chime in on the Cracker Barrel logo change. How can you have Cracker Barrel without the cracker and the barrel? The barrel represents the trade ports in the 1800s, which Florida dominated in. So cattle driving, we wouldn't even have long horns and all that yummy beef, we eat. If it weren't for the crackers, the original cattle drivers of Florida. So I say we lost some history. I think they should call it woke Barrel.

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