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2k gov check
Hey guys. Instead of sending me a thousand dollar check, I just take a thousand dollar tax credit because my tax bill is every year from being self-employed, just a thought. Great show today. Take care.

Signs for department of war
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. Well, you know, I'm not saying that I got the contract from them, but maybe there will be signs like the Maserati is going now. It's a Range Rover. Thanks, bye.

If the AI robots want my Hospice, chaplain job. I'll give it to him right now because your boy is tired.

I can confirm the chilis happy hour is only in fl
Hello everyone simply Jeremy here. Yes, I can concur that. That is only in Florida with the chilies. When I first moved to South Carolina in 2009, I tried to get me uh the happy hour. margaritas and I looked at me like I was crazy and I still live here and it sucks, but yes, I concur I can confirm.


Coquina and cannons
Hey, guys, to rocks are like, uh, you've been to St. Augustine, the outside of that fort. And those walls there. That's all Coquina Rock. It's uh, huge back then to kind of help absorb Cannonballs. I don't think people have to worry about that. Now it's probably just decorative. But that's what those are.

Elon
Elon offered like 6 billion dollars uh he'd sell Tesla stock just to in world hunger and I think it was the EU he was talking to and said uh If y'all, I'll give you the money, if you can just show me the receipts of where it goes and they refuse to do it.

5th grader choking
Hey News Junkie. Um I have a story about choking when I was in elementary school, I want to say I was like fifth grade and my friends were rushing to get out to recess after lunch and so I took 1 of those soft rolls like a Hawaiian roll off my plate and I shoved it in my mouth and chewed very little and tried to swallow it and I couldn't it got stuck and I was officially choking in the cafeteria. And I literally performed the himl maneuver on myself, on the corner of the lunchroom table because all my friends thought what was happening was like, I was going to throw up and all the teachers that were sitting at the table. None of them tried to help me. And so I literally banged my solar plexus against the corner of the table until I dislodged the piece of Bread. And when it came out and fell on the ground, I took it over to the table of teachers and I put it on the table, all soaked and said, thanks a lot and walked out. Yeah. All the adults didn't know what to do or just didn't respond. Horrible. And I would have died because nobody was even trying to help me anyway. Yo That's what's up. See you later.

My landline experience
When it comes to landlines, I have quite a bit of experience in this area. We had to have 1 for my mother-in-law because she would only answer aligned phone when she was alive. Uh, we got rid of it about 6 months ago, and the advantage to having a direct wired analog line that goes all the way back to the office. Is that during a hurricane? You don't lose phone service because it's powered all the way from the office. However, that landline was very expensive. It was eighty dollars a month for 1 land line. And they just came through our neighborhood recently, right after we shut it off and they converting everything to fiber optic, you can still get a landline but it's not analog, it's fiber optic. And when the batteries on the backup station, run out, you got no phone, so there you go.

it's all about the disconnect